Slow News Day: Sharapova not for HDTV

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The 19-year-old tennis star is very cute, but she's 19, an age at which the Almighty wants us to suffer a little. (It's the price you have to pay for being 19.) In high-def, Ms. Sharapova's face is covered with small, red pimples. (Of course, you never see them in fashion and advertising photos, such as the one above. The Great Almighty's work is erased by the Great Airbrush.) Hopefully, she will conquer the teenage affliction just as she conquers her opponents on the court.