Kiefer brings his sweaty shorts to the semis

Commentator Mary Carillo must be rocking herself into a stupor in a corner, because Kiefer has beaten Grosjean to go to the men's AO semifinal. For some reason, his sweaty shorts just really chap her ass (figuratively). Let's hope he doesn't throw on a Hrbaty shirt and scare us all. *rock* *rock* *rock*

Photo by Jonathan Fickies/usopen.org