Sharapova wins "Oscar" of sports says NBC Sports

File this under "writers who should be out of a job due to their stupid ideas" - this moron decides to hand out fake sports Oscars.

• BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY
  
• The Los Angeles Lakers, for their desolate landscape with nothing visible on the horizon.
• Maria Sharapova, for offering glimpses of a heavenly body.
• Barry Bonds’ head, for exceptional use of a wide-angle lens.
• The New York Yankees, for unforgettable images of an active volcano.
• The officials at the XL Super Bowl, for showing us moments on the screen we couldn’t quite believe.
  AND THE WINNER IS … Maria Sharapova. Her close-ups were better.